Potpourri
Aesthetic Extortion
The sooner you advertise here the better.
They're only ugly if you look at them
The pearls really pull the look together.
Bush Ticker Turns Cold Cash
Heart surgery a fundraising opportunity
Dedicated to Tacky
Another TV home makeover show — this one removes the Vern from vernacular.
Horseshoes Unhinged
For your next party, have some games that provide a "cultural excursion" to our nearest evolutionary relatives.